Drum roll please!

And our winners are.....



Fakest: ELYCE


Most Annoying: 504 (barely)


Biggest Suck Up: MOM2_3


Most Boring: TROLLCAT


Tries Too Hard: KATE

Broken Record: DUCKY

Most Likely To Have Herpes: 504 (giggle at the percentage)

Most Likely To Be A Truck Stop Hooker: PORTIA

Most Likely To Really Have A Penis: BUFFIE

In Biggest Need Of Plastic Surgery : ELYCE

Most Likely To Be Seen On Maury: 504

Biggest Crybaby: ASHLEY (I only got 2 votes?! WTFING HELL PEOPLE)

Desperately Needs To Get Laid: CAFE STEPH








18 comments:

  1. Well purple ducky is certainly living up to her title today!

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    1. Why? What's been going on with PD? Same ol? I have been gone all day. I guess I need to check in and see what's going on.

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  2. Meme is frigid. Why would anyone nominate her for truck stop hooker?

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    1. I have no idea. Don't even know who she is, while most of the other names I was at least familiar with.

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  3. Look at the percentage for Buffie in the most likely to have a penis category! Lmfao

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    1. Have you ever seen a picture of her? (And I use that term loosely) she looks like a tranny

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    2. Unfortunately I have seen many pics of her. It's in her head that we're all haters. Of what? I have no clue. She's a grown woman and can't write a single sentence in English. It's like she was raised by wolves in the ghetto part of the forrest. I'd be willing to bet that if her pic were posted anywhere else, most people would think she's trans

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  4. Too bad Carrie Underwood isn't a mom or on CM because she would have won hands down for biggest crybaby award. "Mean people need Jesus," she tweeted after bad reviews came in for her performance in that Sound of Music TV movie last night!

    "Mean people need Jesus"...LMAO. That's good. I think I am going to start using it- not. lol

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    1. and my nomination for best unrelated rant goes to.....

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    2. I know it's totally random lol but I saw an article about it online and my first thought was, What a crybaby, and then it reminded me of this "contest". She's one serious cry baby! More than anyone else I have ever seen on CM.

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  5. Do we get trophies?

    I don't consider this valid unless I have something to put on my (nonexistent) mantle.

    I demand a trophy.

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  6. Well this was entertaining lol. Congratulations to all of the winners...

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  7. Trollcat will be more cranky now. LOL She swears this stuff amuses here but we all know better.

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  8. I don't need plastic surgery - you dumb bitches!-Foo

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  9. Omg, I cracked up with the penis one. I must have missed it, but I do know Buffie gets the man question a lot.

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