A trend we wish would die

64 posts in the last three months. Yuck

California Love

Bonus points to you if you sung the title in your head!







Good! Don't mess this up baby girl, we are rooting for you!

This is why you don't post yous ass all over town












Just think of her as a walking PSA....

Well..it IS a four letter word


Hiatus

Curly has had a death in the family
Taking a hiatus

Aww, how cute




FYI, all the clues given so far in this post (45 replies) are not correct, lol.



If Draco Malfoy and one of the Olsen twins had a baby....


Poor thang

Apparently Mr 504 has asked for a real separation.

*warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning**warning*

    

If your post contains any of the following things, you must have a warning in your title, so you don't offend the tender hearts that frequent confessions.








People's mouths

Clowns
Boob juice

Birds

Bunnies
Boo-boos
Darlene

Meet Vigina




Bumbo Recall

Bumbo® Baby Seat

August 15, 2012 – Bumbo International Trust is conducting a voluntary recall to add a restraint belt and new warnings to the Bumbo® Baby Seat. Infants can maneuver out of or fall from the seat, posing a risk of serious injuries. Working closely with the CPSC, Bumbo has determined that the potential safety issue can be readily corrected in the home by adding a restraint belt. In addition, Bumbo is providing a new warning sticker for consumers to attach to the seat to re-emphasize existing warnings against use of the seat on any raised surfaces.
Consumers should stop using their Bumbo Baby Seats immediately, and complete the order form to obtain a free Repair Kit. The kit includes a belt with a new warning sticker, installation instructions, proper use instructions and a new warning sticker. There is no need for consumers to return the Bumbo Baby Seats.
Consumers should take the following actions in conjunction with this voluntary recall:
  • Install and always use the restraint belt.
  • Apply the new warning sticker over the existing warning on the back of the Bumbo Baby Seat.
  • Follow all usage instructions and never use the Bumbo Baby Seat on any raised surface.
  • Discontinue use of Bumbo seat cover accessories that interfere with installation of the restraint belt.


Is your product included in this recall?

The Bumbo® Baby Seats were sold in the United States by retailers including Target, Wal-Mart, Sears, Toys"R"Us, Babies"R"Us, USA Babies and various other toy and childrens stores nationwide, and various online sellers. The seats were sold in various colors from August 2003 through August 2012 for between $30-50.
If you are a US resident, and have determined that you have one of the affected seats, please stop using the seat immediately, and complete the Repair Kit order form by clicking the blue bar below. For residents of Canada, please visit bumbocanada.com, email info@bumbocanada.com or call 1-866-477-5144 toll-free. For residents outside the US and Canada, please email info@bumbo.co.za.
The product subject to the recall can be identified in several ways:
  • On the front of the seat in raised lettering is the word "Bumbo" with the image of an elephant on top.
  • The bottom of the seat has the following words: "Manufactured by Bumbo South Africa Material: Polyurethane World Patent No. PCT: ZA/1999/00030." The back of the seat has several warnings, and seats manufactured since 2008 also have warnings on the front of the seat against use on raised surfaces.
  • Bumbo Baby Seat Lime Lime
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Blue Blue
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Aqua Aqua
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Lilac Lilac
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Pink Pink
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Pale Yellow Pale Yellow
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Yellow Yellow
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  • Bumbo Baby Seat Orange Orange
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Holla fo 25 dollas





Darlene, is that you girl?



Darlene been busy.

Lawd help us

Cuz if there was every anyone that needed it...



Next week on Lifetime





Pokemon is the debil!

Just for you



You so boughetto

Go'n tell it gurl





Cuz we can't tell them yo kids Mrs LA Train Wreck!




Poor thing

Looks like its all finally caught up with her.
Hopefully she can stay strong for her boys and stay away from Glittertwat.



How to lose your anon button in 10 days (detailed steps)

  1. Post nothing but memes. No words ever. Only use these artful little gems to express all your opinions, thoughts and wishes. (Ok it might not cost you your button, but man is it ANNOYING. Party on.)
 2. Start a blog :)


3. Make a post calling out another member. Then when its deleted make a post titled Poof and whine about it being deleted. Then when THAT one is deleted, make another one saying that fat people on food stamps should only be allowed to buy bread and water.

4. Make 7 polls in a row asking if the bathing suit you bought 3 years (and 40 pounds ago) makes you look fat.

5. Find the most well like member (good luck with that) and just start making up stuff.

PurpleRainbowGhostMaidenFrogLover is on food stamps! I saw her card at the check out!
PurpleRainbowGhostMaidenFrogLover drives an Escalade!
PurpleRainbowGhostMaidenFrogLover bottle props!
PurpleRainbowGhostMaidenFrogLover formula feeds!
PurpleRainbowGhostMaidenFrogLover circ'd her dog!

6. Post FIRST! in every post, even if you're the 235th poster.

7. Type "Lick my -insert favorite body part- in all the posts that are really asking for help.

8. Post nothing but creepy clowns. In every single post. 

9. Answer your own Anon posts.













Have any to add??





Louisiana Train Wreck

Could it be that MC's favorite Louisiana Train Wreck is learning to keep her private ish, private???!!

Only time will tell.

There have been a few anon posts like does my tan look fake, isn't this covert picture of my husband and son cute and I know this killer rapist shouldn't be around my kids but he's so hot.
After it starts getting heated or 5 or 6 people call her out she deletes them.

Smart girl.