The Stupid! Arrrgggghhhh! It continues!!!

 This guuurrlll is going to be kicked out of every group she is if she doesn't watch herself! There's a difference in being an opinionated bitch and just a stoopid bitch.....ladies, I give you the continuing saga of a stoopid bitch- Becksiebear Part Duex

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YASSSSS! WE ARE SOOOOOO JEALOUS OF YER INCREDIBLE SOUNDING EXSISTENCE!!





DEAR GOD YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY! EDUCATE YERSELF!!!





SHE SO SMART!! SHE BE GOTTEN HERSELF AN EDUMUHCATION!



WAIT! WHAT??? LETS BACKTRACK HERE...........(enter dream sequence music)


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Stupid Bitch Sunday- Becksiebear21


 First, let me start by saying, I thought I had seen it all. Then this pleasant, little ray of mutha fucking sunshine makes her debut! There's some serious speculation that she could a reincarnate of a couple "dropped off the face" of CM members. Clearly though, this bitch is by far a super-cala-fragilistic-expi-ala-docious douchebag. 
 Ladies I present to you, some of BecksieBear21, ahem, not so finer moments.

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 It all began with a serious current events news story....








 Did you know you're a stupid moron BecksieBear?


 Yeah, she's a racist bitch at that..



















Ummmmm, I don't think it's for anybody!

 What a dirty, dirty guuuurrrrrlll anon is! Throw back a few drinks and this one is ready for anything! But, it looks like she got, ahem, more than she bargained for! Ladies, I present to you......... Fisting.

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 Of course it hurts you tardball! 


 Damn! Is this common practice these days? A guy just assumes he can jam a few fingers into a small hole without a reaction? 


 And yes, there's always one with advice. She does it from time to time. (Eyeroll)


 She set her glitter heel down on that idea!


 Bow chicka bow wow!!! So you don't mind an entire hand in your vag, but doggy style? Fuck that! Or, sorry, no way!


 Her hubs must be a gladiator! He got knucks deep, y'all!


 Ummmmm, currently, my vag is ripping. This sounds effin painful!!


 She's a freak bitch baby! And the tmi, ewwwwwww! Good thing you're anon!


 So wait. Does this mean he's huge and can't get it in? Or does it mean that you're super loose and shit falls out?


 Either way, this is the grossest post of the week!











Super, Giant Hot Mess Express: eadyT

 HOLY SHIT! Does the stoopit ever stop with this chick? I mean, maybe she's just generally, ummmmm, how shall I word this, uhhhhhh....simple. Yeah. Let's go with simple. In just a few short days, eadyT has managed to make a name for herself. Pissing off the likes of thetrollcat and theboyfactory, eadyT just doesn't get how modern forums work. She has a bachelors, errr associates, errrr, let's just say she claims to be educated. Ok, sure. She's well versed in the English language, sorta. She kinda knows German, er nah. She likes to give advice with her, ummmm, industrial pyschology degree (for those unaware of this University of Phoenix specialty, she's a glorified Human Resourses Assistant.). This degree completely disqualifies her from diagnosing and treating anyone whom she deems, uhhhh, of less intellegence than herself. If that's even possible.
 Ladies, I'm hesitant to introduce to you, this weeks Hot Mess Express.......eadyT.

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 *Lunatic, but, we'll let this anon slide. She did a great job explaining the new anon system, to most of us.


 Sadly, this issue will be eadyTs constant reminder.

 
 
 Yep, she be insane!


 Her college degree is in BABY Psychology? The fuck???


 What????? I thought this chick was trained to help babies? Isn't that what a BABY pyschologist is?


 Sorry, but, it's much too late for that badge! She's a step ahead!


 Serious as a BABY psychologist!

 

 Oooooh! She's an INDUSTRIAL psychologist!


 Definition of DAFT: foolish, silly. This does not fit. Pretty sure she got this one from HandMmom12, though.

 

 Ultimate insult: Choke on your hand! That's a new one!!

 

 That makes two of you dipshit!


 This is ANON 40, aka eadyT, attempting to debate the definition of skilled. 

 
 
 What do fucking socks have to do with this chick?


Bwhahahahahaha!!


 Ain't that sumpin? Stupid IS, as stupid does!! 


 Anon issues again!

 
 I think we're all wondering the exact same mutha fucking thing!


 FORESHADOWING: seeing something before it actually happens......interesting.


 Are you sure? And what the fuckeryness is OHRAH? Surely something she learned with her Industrial Psychology degree!!!


  The gene pool is in revolution here! There is no gravity to the stoopid this lady is!