You, my dear..... part 2

The widow responds.











-Lady Kerfuffle







But I thought you "dont lie"?



Let's take it back several months:








-Lady Kerfuffle

No, you dont look like a "blowfish"

Even though the "blowfish" comparison is so much more hilariously appropriate.


Very Simply Said

There's nothing to comment on here, so please just insert your laughs.....
 
(LOUDLY AND OFTEN, AS I HAVE)
 








 
 
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Have a good night!


A closer look into "Sweetie".



WTF? Is he sucking his cheeks in? Is this his version of "duck face"?


This is obviously not a man that is interested in vagina.



And he shall be named "twinkle toes"!





-Lady Kerfuffle


You, my dear. ...

Are a total fucking cunt.

Just some "rapper" he allegedly killed.

Stay classy Jenna.

It took only 14 minutes and 7 replies to spill the beans


 




Did she finally wise up and become the pimp instead of the whore? 

NOPE. 

Your skin is soooo soft!

Some of us use a moisturizer that we swear by. Some just go with water. Some even use beaten eggs.
This gal uses......SPERM.
Yep, sperm. but not for what you may think! She's got a fool proof way of getting what she wants, a baby!
All you need is your face, a syringe, and your husbands sperm.
( please be sure to imagine this OP in her bathroom sgueeging sperm out of her nose and off her eyebrows )
 
 
 
 
Is it just me? Or these types of trickery posts becoming frequent?
Oh, and it's S-Y-R-I-N-G-E.
Oh, Oh, and, THAT'S FREAKING NASTY!
 
 

 
FEAKING DISGUSTING NO# 2
Oh, and why am I not surprised about this one?
 
 
 
Face or hand indeed.....
 
 
 
afwife, are you kidding? That sounds beyond romantic? LOL!
 
 
 
Da Faq is a 'prong' star?
 

 
Trick or Treat!!!!
Fill my syringe!
Make me pregnant!
 
 
 
It's called self-respect anon. For the dirty dirties, it's just called a facial.
 
Pay attention now! Here come's this posts lesson!
 
 
1. Chode Load
 
 
  2. Twunts and Fap
and may I add, this particular response receives The Persnicks Gold Star for making me spit out my fucking alfredo!
(ewww, gross, alfredo)
 
 
 
Yes, BigMetalChicken, what is a twunt?
 
 
 
 
Please see above for the definition of my new favorite word!
 
The eloquent use of the word 'spooge' in all forms makes this grammar geeks heart sing!
 
 

 
Ewwww, 'cause that's like totes gross! OP's way is sooooo much more sanitary and effective!
 
 
 
Not surprised moment number 2 of the thread.
 


Seems Cafemom is finally handing out some slaps

Repeat offenders beware!





Satan came along right after she deleted mom2_3blessings. She got slapped for some reason and came out as guess. Someone reported and now she can't get on Cafemom at all.



Up next is, Strontium. Only so many times they'll slap you for posting porn before they'll suspend you.

Word is some in HOIR were suspended too. Got names? Let me know.

Congratulations on your new job.

As an escort.

My Valentines Day present is better than your Valentines Day present!

<3 Ahhh, the sweetness of Valentines Day. A holiday dedicated to love, lovers, and all things love. One day, CM is filled with cheatin' bastard husbands or PA filled hate posts. But for one day a year, we're able to compete the shit out of each other, because our husbands love us more than anyone elses husband out there!
This sweet story of the grandeur of love is so the winner of
"Best V-Day Gift Eva'"
 

 
Awwwww! How, cough, cough, gag, gag, blech....sweet!
 
 
 
Precisely, dear An0nym0use, precisely.
 

 
Hey Baby, Walgreens was closed on my way home, howz 'bout the gift of eternal love.....my spermies!
 
 
 
HYDKMU- How Your Dad Knocked Me Up- produced, directed, and written by Princess Persnickety
 

 
Can you get a refill on Super Big Gulps?
 

 
Barry White, candles, rose petals, a soft touch.... and wet sheets. How romantic!
 
 
Ughhh, yeah she does!
 
 

 
 
Shoosh! At least you can afford another baby! That's what was on everyones mind here!
 

 
Best quote of the post! Yes! Everyone destroys their terlets and aint no one wantin' to know 'bout that shit!
 
 

 
Happy V-Day Bishes! Muah!


Trolling McTrollster


Well, Well, Well....Look who's back...or not!

Hey now!
MC is all a buzz that the creeperish blog
CafemomWhosWho is back up and running.
Is it or isn't it? Seems to be a slight difference of opinion!
 
 
Bishes be at that shit again!
 
 

 
What makes you so dern spaychal?
 
 

 
Well, the kids are back to school right?
 
 
 
Annnnd, cue the, "don't know what the fuck I'm talkin' 'bout" call out.
 
 
 
 
hmmmmmmm, hmmmmmm. yep.
 
 
Come on now! This is CM! Ain't no proof needed! We work on the honor system!
 
 
 
AWWWWW SNAP! There's 'bout to be some fall out from the call out, guuuuurrrrrls!
Cont'd
 
 
  It's not Teal Ladies! Get it out of your mommy minds!
 
 
(insert Twilight Zone theme here)
We gots ourselves a real life mystery here!
 
 
Ummmmm, no. Not even close. But the Throne Bishes are super duper cool, though!
 
The Proof is in the Puddin'.....
 

 
Someone didn't get invited to the partayyyy! Must not be one of the 'cool' kids!
 
 


Yeah, not invited either.... Wah Wah.

 
Where's my invite!? Seriously?! Ain't there no love for Persnicks?