I'm surprised it took this long

...for her trainwreck of a life to make it to this site.











Let's take a closer look at the user's screen name who submitted this shot:













-Lady K

67 comments:

  1. I don't believe "The_Dude" submitted it, but what difference does it make? None, IMO.
    I am just waiting to see more comments, love the first 3, before anyone else knew it was up. Lol

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  2. Bahahahahaha I love this! The dude rocks.

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  3. Fucking classic. PMSL.

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  4. Dude abides my ass. I knew she was fake. Yes I saw where she denied doing this.

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  5. I doubt The_Dude really submitted it but if "she" did BRAVO!

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  6. Soooo not 98lbs any more, lol. If she ever was.

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    1. Haha- I was thinking the same thing. That doesn't look like 98 lbs to me!

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  7. Erm... (unless she's admitted it, in that case ignore) do you really think the_dude from CafeMom is the same person? I mean seriously. Like that member is the only person in the world to use that general moniker... lmfao.

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  8. I don't think it was really the dude who submitted it. I think it was someone just trying to stir the pot; someone who hates both 504 and the dude.

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  9. I don't know if the dude actually posted this to that site. She, of course, is denying it. I also know she is a popular, well-liked member. But, there is something off with her. Something not right. She isn't who she says she is. She is as fake as a three dollar bill.

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    1. Someone who refuses to say who they used to be.. YES, they are FAKER than FAKE. I think she's that franken chick who threatened suicide all the time.

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    2. Since Day 1, I was skeptical of The Dude so I have always kept my distance. Always thought it was ridiculous how some CMers worshipped her.

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    3. Exactly. Considering everybody else reveals their former selves sooner or later. Sooner or later, she will expose herself as fake.

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    4. Oh god. Why does it matter who she used to be? You people are so fuckin OBSESSED with the past. Get over it already. She isn't required to divulge her history to you, or any other psychotically obsessed cunt on this or any site.

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    5. anon @ 8:03, I really, really don't think the dude is franken dweeb. For one thing, no matter how many times she changed her SN, within a couple days she would post a picture of herself not realizing people would remember her. Unless of course she's gotten smarter since then, but I really doubt it. Besides, I am pretty sure she popped up briefly not too long ago

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    6. I still think the dude is Juicebox with her crazy ass, it's only a matter of time before she freaks the fuck out on someone.

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  10. Her excuse was she was shopping . Should she just have put her child outside the dressing room ?

    How about you stop taking pics of your ass and plastering them on the Internet. Especially when you have your child with you !!!

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    1. Exactly. Or at least crop him out before posting it. It just goes to show what a self absorbed, vain, trashy, POS mother she is.

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  11. Bahahahahahaha!!

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  12. The dude is adamantly denying she posted it. This whole thing should be interesting. On another note, didn't she always get shit saying she photoshopped her ass? Looks pretty real to me

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    1. Clearly she has gained quite a bit of weight. That's why her ass looks a bit chunky.

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  13. Why would the "dude" out herself like that?

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  14. LMAO @ this post being taken a totally different direction.

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  15. They gave glittery internet access in prison? I'm sure it was her anyway so lmao

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  16. How can she deny it if she's posted it to her own instagram...

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    1. I don't have instagram

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  17. Jenna looks like Samara from The Ring.

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  18. I wanna know what's up with her fluctuating ass. Whatever she does, I want in on the secret! I have to gain weight to get an ass like that.

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    1. Eat more. Her lazy ass never does an ounce of exercise. She's just been eating.

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  19. The comments on this are hilarious! Jenna has now made an appearance on the site trying to defend herself. And "promote" herself, lol

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    1. Holy shit! She posted her IG on there! What a dumb slut. No shame. None at all.

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    2. It's how she stays "relevant", lol! Otherwise she's just a boring mom who lives in a crappy apartment in Georgia.

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    3. You're right. Lol. It's sad. So sad. She's a boring mom like the rest of us, but doesn't handle it with style or grace.

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  20. If you reverse search that image, you will find it on several other sites like that fails site. She is starting to become interwebz famous.

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    1. Really? OMG. Hilarious!

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    2. Which is exactly what she wants. She plays all of you like a bunch of jackasses. All she wants is any kind of attention and you happily oblige. What a bunch of dumb whores, lol!!!!

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  21. Her reply on this pic in IG was that he is clingy because his dad moved out of the country. Please tell me he wised up.

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    1. Nope. He's deployed. Nice to see not one message about how much she misses him, isn't it? Lol. Nope. Instead only pics of herself in bikinis. She hasn't changed a bit.

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    2. Wow she hasn't said the first thing like that and don't tell me she's not one to display emotions. Loljust not for her husband! If he only knew how insignificant she makes him seem to her on here...especially compared to other guys.

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    3. Exactly. When it came to Glittery, every feeling and emotion she had was posted and discussed. When it comes to her husband- nothing. It's no secret she doesn't give a crap about him. Hell- she showed more passion for Chris "likes to beat up women" Brown than for her own spouse. Smh

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    4. Lmao on the same day this was posted she THEN made a couple of posts about her Husband. Gotta keep up appearances! We all know she reads this blog like its her bible. She has even made comments addressing it right after things were posted many times.

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    5. I saw that and had the same exact thought! What a phony! She absolutely reads these comments as she is so vain she cannot live without attention even though it is overwhelmingly negative.

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  22. It's always the same shit with her. I wish she would get a clue that people aren't jealous...they are laughing at her and mocking her. I actually kind of feel sorry for. How sad her life must be to constantly seek out negative attention.

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    1. Don't even worry about it. That's just what she tells herself so she can live in denial about how horrible of a person she comes off as to other people. Complete strangers who have no clue who she is or about her pics have been disgusted by her. I saw it on Facebook and those people had no idea who she was and yet many were completely appealed and disgusted by the things she said. Her thinking is trash, her attitude is trash, her demeanor is trash. She thinks a lot of her corrupt thinking and actions are perfectly fin and most normal people think people like her are fucked up in the head. True me, only Jenna thinks that way.

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    2. I remember the Facebook debacle. Those people didn't know her at all and they saw right through her, so how could it be jealousy? They were disgusted with her for sticking up for that murderer ex fuck buddy of her's. She still sticks up for him. It's sick.

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  23. Always the same, damn thing. You mad? You jealous? I don't blame you! Lol. She is a joke. Sad that she is so delusional that she cannot see this.

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  24. 1) cellulite
    2) anyone else notice her tits are smaller in a bathingsuit?

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    1. And they're completely saggy! Yet if you tell her she has cellulite, she calls you jealous. Nope! Not jealous of the cellulite, lol

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    2. It actually makes me feel better! I'm 32 and just had baby number 3; I finally have a bit of cellulite. I feel less bad about it. I mean, if a chick can be THAT high on herself with cellulite and fluctuating body parts then why should I be concerned? I'm 10 years older than the bitch and am only starting to suffer her bodily afflictions.

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    3. I think she's 25, not 22. But yeah- she is definitely high on herself. I've never seen anything quite like it.

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    4. She's 25, not that much younger than you lol.

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  25. Oh god did someone really have to post that? Now 504's panties are going to get wet every time some 12 year old boy or 50 year old obese porn addict comments on her body. She will probably be obsessively looking for compliments on there. Lol

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  26. Ugh, I just saw her back in MC. That ho is back, I guess her bestie IDGAF can't handle it.

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    1. 504 is in mc? What?

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    2. She was, saying she was going to sue people on cafemom, for spreading rumors about her and Austin Rivers.

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    3. Huh. Probably lost her abortion money. Her fault for posting about it and bragging constantly about all the money she'd be making. She's such an idiot.

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    4. She is SUCH an idiot. Her comments on MC made her look worse and more guilty than ever. Then telling people they were "playing with fire" regarding a libel suit. Bitch please- libel is nearly impossible to prove in court and win.

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  27. Oh there is some drama going down in MC with her right now!!!

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  28. Why are her kids always dressed like ragmuffins in her ig pics? Yes, I look at them from time to time because I'm bored. Just more proof of what a shifty mother she is.

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    1. And they're always eating such disgusting crap food! Poor kids. And if she sees this, she needs to brush their hair!

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    2. Yep, yet she brags about having 6 figures in the bank.

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    3. And brags about clean eating and that her son's have never had lunchables. Lol. Ok, but they eat cheese its

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  29. That pic is not so bad I have seen worse pics of Jenna. I could google worse pics,perhaps I should send them in to that site, hahaha

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  30. I wish I had a round booty like that, but the rest of her life is a train wreck.

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  31. You guys need to stop being so jealous. You are just mad I look better than all of you. lol.

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    1. Jenna wanna be fail. She says jelly, not jealous.

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