Still feel bad for her?

*DO NOT CONTINUE READING THIS POST AROUND KIDS OR AT WORK*






So, D.O.E. is BACK. I'm pretty sure somebody called it. 

Not only is she back on Cafemom under a new screenname, but she chose to unveil herself in HOIR; the very same place that ran her off crying to begin with.




 ...erm, you're welcome?






Offering up her own pictures...











PICTURES INCOMING!!
*The Throne is not responsible for any damaged computers, laptops, smart phones or tablets due to the amount of projective vomiting that is about to ensue.*

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"Remember when you were fat?"

Remember this picture from 5 months ago?
If anything, you put on a few pounds.


 




 
SO glad it wasn't just me.










...Sorry.




 Wait. She came back because she missed..... HOIR??








 .....inspirational sayings for what? How to be a "better" whore?






Come on now. What did you expect?




...You mad?





Right. Because regular pap smears totally protect you from the multitudes of possible dirty dick in your near future.





 I'm also prrrreeeettttty sure nobody is hatin' on you for being a prostitute.





You know, this sounds familiar. Oh that's right, it's called being an independent business owner- which has been done billions of times without someone opening their legs and mouth for stranger penis.


*If you have made it this far and ignored my previous disclaimer, don't say I didnt warn you. This is by far the scariest thing I have ever posted on this blog.*











 I CAN'T EITHER.
 





-Lady K

29 comments:

  1. Ewwwww...just ewwww!!!

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  2. Lmfao. She looks like a man the strap on one fits her perfect

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  3. Hey, doe! I know you come on here. How much did your strap-on cost? My husband and I are looking into getting one.

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    1. Wtf. Go to a sex shop or look online.

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    2. You can find one on amazon.com or at a local sex store for probably $30

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  4. Well obviously she's back on the shit. Yuck. Maybe its just me, but how fucking pathetic is it, that the only thing you're smart enough to go is lay on your back and suck dick. Shes just trash. Always has been. Always will be. And eventually she'll ditch all her other kids too.

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  5. Conseula, why did you delete your 'Catch me up on what's going on in CM' post? Did my reply have a little too much truth for you to be comfortable with?

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    1. Uh no, its still there and I will tell you the same thing I tell every other sanctimonious commenter- if you don't like how I run *my* blog, blogger offers free hosting. Get to it, I will even link to you in the sidebar.

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    2. Yeah, how's that foot taste, anon?

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  6. I don't think she's fat lol. Nasty, yes. Fat, no. Lol

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    1. Who said she was fat? Besides DOE herself?

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    2. This.
      I don't buy the big girl love shit about a size 14 being normal, but DOE is NOT fat!
      The majority of moms have saggy tits. Why is this something we all need to be ashamed about and pretend isn't true?

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    3. Where did they call her fat? DOE implied she lost weight, bloggers only pointed out she didnt.

      IMO she has a little chunk to her, but she's not fat.

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    4. Anon at 11:12. I know PLENTY of moms whose boobs aren't nearly as deflated as hers. most have bigger ones than that. and how other moms look is completely besides the point. other moms aren't trying to act like sexy prostitutes are they?

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  7. She travels. So she is a Lot Lizard?

    She is clearly back on the drugs again.

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    1. Lot lizzard Lmmfao....she most likely is

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    1. butter deflated tits, too.

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  9. So who's gone to the "luxury companions" website? Lmfao.

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  10. She seemed drunk or high when she was writing those replies. I feel so sad for her kids. Imagine how they'll feel when they're older and are able to navigate the internet.

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  11. These don't look that bad. What are you all smokin'?
    Apparently you've all missed the nasty body shots of other moms on CM. Those pics are far from disgusting.

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    1. Hear that? It's the sound of this post going right over your head.

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  12. I really dont think all the pictures are of her. The one with a strap on, UGH not attractive at all. And not because of the strap on. Wonder what her kids will be told when she ends up dead in some back hole motel.

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  13. ok Im a little behind here....whats with her new sn? A group ran her off? What happened with that and when? Is there a link or something?

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    1. This is the fucking blog, you tool. Click one of the links to her name to find the posts that explain everything.

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  14. I wonder if she realizes that in her "rates" section, she has 10pm-10am listed as 10 hours and 5pm-10am listed as 15 hours.......Idk if I'd pay that kind of money for a luxury companion that can't do grade 1 math. She also states she doesn't do drugs, drinks very little, is never intoxicated and drama free. It's scary to think that men pay money based on these claims when they are all completely false for a fact.

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  15. http://www.vueweekly.com/selling-sex-between-loads-of-laundry/#comment-31922

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