54 comments:

  1. damn these are hard to pick only one!

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  2. How did I even get on the Suck-Up ballot?

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    1. Probably because you always seem to be sucking up to PC.

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    2. I didn't know that being a friend was sucking up.

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    3. I also only suck on her toes occasionally as she pays handsomely for that kind of thing.

      #footgirl #noshame #whyamidoinghashtags

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    4. I noticed that.

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    5. Ok. I gotta admit you are funny, winky, and you know how to take hits with humor and grace. #iadmireyouforthat

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    6. They should add teal to that category.

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  3. I've never seen a pic of sassy

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    1. Refer to a post on CafeMom Cliff Notes. There should be a link up.

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    2. You can see a pic of her on the cliff notes blog under the post titled "did you ever wonder what __ looks like"

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    3. I think CliffsNotes has a picture of her.

      Yep, here it is, just gotta scroll down to her name lol
      http://cafemomcliffsnotes.blogspot.com/2013/07/did-you-ever-wonder-what-looks-like.html

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    4. Seriously, winky (and the other two anons)? Why?

      Winky, you're beautiful, but not everyone is so lucky. You're better than this, or at least I always thought you were.

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    5. Why what? She wanted to see a picture of Sassy. I don't think Sassy looks bad at all, honestly.

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  4. Come on people, 504 would never be on Maury.

    She'd get her baby daddy's DNA tested through the court - the classy way.

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  5. I couldn't vote on the plastic surgery category. It's just too cruel, even for this place. But, I voted on the rest lol!

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    1. wait "most in need of plastic surgery" is worse than "most likely to have herpes" or "most likely to be on maury"? wow lol.

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    2. Yes, because it's picking on someone's looks, which really they have no real control over. We can control the decisions we make in life- like how many men we open our legs to (herpes and ending up on maury), but not everyone is born to be pretty. Also, some people need to have plastic surgery for the ugliness on the inside.

      I guess I just think picking on someone's looks is really hitting below the belt more than the others.

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    3. Agreed Anon, I didn't vote on that one either.

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  6. Omg I just saw the photos of those horrid looking hags! They have no room to bash anyone for looks. Especially dyzre or whatever. God what a hag!

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    1. How would you feel if there were pics of you somewhere here and someone made that same comment, calling you a hag? You'd feel like shit. Damn. That's cold.

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    2. I know I'm not a hag lol These people have the nastiest of attitudes on CM. They bash and bully other women on there. These cunts deserve it.

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    3. The pot just called the kettle black. Odd.

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    4. Boo hoo, they can't help looking like hags. LEAVE. BRITNEY. ALONE! HAHA

      Lol, anon. You got hit with a few ugly sticks, huh? Go ahead and say I'm ugly on the inside, try to convince us that you're beautiful and just want to stick up for others. Go ahead and give us your speech.....again.

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    5. Not even close to having been hit with the ugly stick, as you put it. That's the thing about this- you have no idea who you're talking to or what the hell you're talking about.

      There are people out there who are beautiful inside and out, you know.

      Oh, and I do think people should leave Britney alone lol. I really do.

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    6. Yay, another crybaby speech that included everything I said it would.

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  7. Come on?! Most likely to have a penis? That's the only one I made? Lick my dick. Lol.

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    1. Lol I was surprised too.

      8=====D

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    2. lol probably just because of your sn. otherwise, no you certainly are not most likely to have a penis. stupidest category ever.

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    3. Right? I got a big laugh out of the fact Buffie is winning that one.

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  8. I am not on there :C
    I make a lot of posts and still am not known... hmmmm

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  9. People think I have a penis lmao.

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    1. Want to touch tips? Sword fight?

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    2. We can have a light sabre fight with our wangs! *voooom*

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    3. Lmao. I only think one person on cm might have a pen is and it is not either of you.

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  10. Look at all the butthurt!

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    1. Shut up before I stick my penis in your ass.

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    2. I don't see all the butthurt at all, mostly people laughing at themselves and not taking this too seriously.

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  11. The only thing I oppose is adding Ashley to the cry baby list. If I had to watch my child struggle and die I think I would be a basket case.

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  12. How do I try harder than 504? LOL
    Thanks for the morning laughs. You should do polls more often! :D

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  13. How long until the voting polls are closed and everyone gets their "award" lol?

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  14. Does anyone else think that that mrsrodgers chick should've been nominated for tries too hard?

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  15. Lmao you guys are hilarious...I could never be on Maury. ...I'm CANADIAN silly girls.
    would never funk truckers either...and I don't have herpes lol but I'm so glad I'm not a cry baby...lmao too funny DOE

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  16. Tries to hard? Pfftt I don't try at all
    DOE

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  17. Couture isn't nominated for nearly enough categories. She sucks in so many ways.

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  18. Well I made it to the infamous blog a couple of times lol.
    Wow...
    Some of you really take CM too seriously

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  19. Why isn't Tealphoenix under biggest suck up? She's such a wannabe!

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  20. I'm cracking up! These are awesome. And I would have never guessed that was what troll cat looked like. She is so snarky and in her pic she looks like a preachers wife.

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  21. Shouldn't it say Sonic me instead?

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  22. This blog is more entertaining than cm lately lol

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