April 2014 ~ The Throne

*DO NOT CONTINUE READING THIS POST AROUND KIDS OR AT WORK*

So, D.O.E. is BACK. I'm pretty sure somebody called it.

Not only is she back on Cafemom under a new screenname, but she chose to unveil herself in HOIR; the very same place that ran her off crying to begin with.

...erm, you're welcome?

Offering up her own pictures...

PICTURES INCOMING!!

*The Throne is not responsible for any damaged computers, laptops, smart phones or tablets due to the amount of projective vomiting that is about to ensue.*

...

"Remember when you were fat?"

Remember this picture from 5 months ago?

If anything, you put on a few pounds.

SO glad it wasn't just me.

...Sorry.

Wait. She came back because she missed..... HOIR??

.....inspirational sayings for what? How to be a "better" whore?

Come on now. What did you expect?

...You mad?

Right. Because regular pap smears totally protect you from the multitudes of possible dirty dick in your near future.

I'm also prrrreeeettttty sure nobody is hatin' on you for being a prostitute.

You know, this sounds familiar. Oh that's right, it's called being an independent business owner- which has been done billions of times without someone opening their legs and mouth for stranger penis.

*If you have made it this far and ignored my previous disclaimer, don't say I didnt warn you. This is by far the scariest thing I have ever posted on this blog.*