Showing posts with label holy fuck crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holy fuck crazy. Show all posts

Nightmare Affair



"I'm pretty pissed off to begin this.

On weds night I had a nightmare that my boyfriend of 47 days was cheating on me. (Dream was he had another girlfriend) So I woke up crying and called my sister saying I found out he was cheating. I explained it was because of my dream. She literally laughed and said go to bed. Okay now I don't even have family support.

I made a fake Facebook, email address, Pinterest, Instagram and fake phone number. I contacted him asking if he had a gf and he said no. Wtf? I contacted his friends to see if he was seeing his ex or if he had been seeing a girl. They all said no. I set up all my social media apps and uploaded pics and followed him on all of them to see each move he makes. He liked a girls status about the seahawks. So I added her and I've been stalking her. No news on her.

Anyway. I went to my counselor and broke down explaining my discovery. She said dreams don't predict our future so it meant nothing. But I showed her how I shake and get hives when I close my eyes to remember it. I know what he's up to. My body feels it. My heart feels it.

I prayed and asked Jesus to give me a sign that I was wrong. Then... It started raining. And I knew damn well that was my sign! He was indeed cheating. Rain=misery, cheating, lies and deception. So I went to him and asked him point blank- he denied dating anyone or ever cheating. He just had to add "you're not my girlfriend. I barely know you." That's rude! We've had sex and you know what that means! That we are dating.

It's still raining. I'm still crying. And he's still cheating. So I need to plan quick before he leaves me. I could fake being in the hospital to see if he cares. I could fake a pregnancy but where would I get his sperm to really impregnate me? I could follow him everywhere but that's illegal. I could talk to him but he blocked me on Facebook and changed his number.


I need you all to pray for sun. Sun=happiness, love, enjoyment, smiling. When you've prayed for us please let me know so I can send that up to Jesus. We need his love to be stronger. We need a positive pregnancy test. We need sun. And we need a family to not be broken. I love him. Please also pray that he will accept my marriage proposal.

Thank you."






-Lady Kerfuffle

Dafuq?


words.....I have none!

Let's tat up our teens!



Uh what?  



Bitch Group Blow Out Part 3





Bitch Group Blow Out Part 1




This shit is so long I had to break it into 3 different posts...

Nope. Just you.

WTFING HELL






More Heather/Portia craziness

Head Admin reporting her old group?

Shocking


I'm guessing Matthew is her SO? Good for him.

Is Portia ENCOURAGING her?

People like this is why I think gun control is a good thing.
(please don't turn this into a for/against gun control thing, I know how crazy some Cafemomers can be about little details and comments like that lol)


I read something in another group about how the whole Heather suicide threat stuff was just a joke for attention, I don't know if these texts happened before or after that.