Ummmmm, I don't think it's for anybody!

 What a dirty, dirty guuuurrrrrlll anon is! Throw back a few drinks and this one is ready for anything! But, it looks like she got, ahem, more than she bargained for! Ladies, I present to you......... Fisting.

                                   YOURS TRULY,

                                     PERSNICKS

 Of course it hurts you tardball! 

 Damn! Is this common practice these days? A guy just assumes he can jam a few fingers into a small hole without a reaction? 

 And yes, there's always one with advice. She does it from time to time. (Eyeroll)

 She set her glitter heel down on that idea!

 Bow chicka bow wow!!! So you don't mind an entire hand in your vag, but doggy style? Fuck that! Or, sorry, no way!

 Her hubs must be a gladiator! He got knucks deep, y'all!

 Ummmmm, currently, my vag is ripping. This sounds effin painful!!

 She's a freak bitch baby! And the tmi, ewwwwwww! Good thing you're anon!

 So wait. Does this mean he's huge and can't get it in? Or does it mean that you're super loose and shit falls out?

 Either way, this is the grossest post of the week!

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Super, Giant Hot Mess Express: eadyT

 HOLY SHIT! Does the stoopit ever stop with this chick? I mean, maybe she's just generally, ummmmm, how shall I word this, uhhhhhh....simple. Yeah. Let's go with simple. In just a few short days, eadyT has managed to make a name for herself. Pissing off the likes of thetrollcat and theboyfactory, eadyT just doesn't get how modern forums work. She has a bachelors, errr associates, errrr, let's just say she claims to be educated. Ok, sure. She's well versed in the English language, sorta. She kinda knows German, er nah. She likes to give advice with her, ummmm, industrial pyschology degree (for those unaware of this University of Phoenix specialty, she's a glorified Human Resourses Assistant.). This degree completely disqualifies her from diagnosing and treating anyone whom she deems, uhhhh, of less intellegence than herself. If that's even possible.

 Ladies, I'm hesitant to introduce to you, this weeks Hot Mess Express.......eadyT.

                              YOURS TRULY,

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 *Lunatic, but, we'll let this anon slide. She did a great job explaining the new anon system, to most of us.

 Sadly, this issue will be eadyTs constant reminder.

 

 

 Yep, she be insane!

 Her college degree is in BABY Psychology? The fuck???

 What????? I thought this chick was trained to help babies? Isn't that what a BABY pyschologist is?

 Sorry, but, it's much too late for that badge! She's a step ahead!

 Serious as a BABY psychologist!

 

 Oooooh! She's an INDUSTRIAL psychologist!

 Definition of DAFT: foolish, silly. This does not fit. Pretty sure she got this one from HandMmom12, though.

 

 Ultimate insult: Choke on your hand! That's a new one!!

 

 That makes two of you dipshit!

 This is ANON 40, aka eadyT, attempting to debate the definition of skilled. 

 

 

 What do fucking socks have to do with this chick?

Bwhahahahahaha!!

 Ain't that sumpin? Stupid IS, as stupid does!! 

 Anon issues again!

 

 I think we're all wondering the exact same mutha fucking thing!

 FORESHADOWING: seeing something before it actually happens......interesting.

 Are you sure? And what the fuckeryness is OHRAH? Surely something she learned with her Industrial Psychology degree!!!

  The gene pool is in revolution here! There is no gravity to the stoopid this lady is! 

 

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Call out protocol bitches!

 Someone needs to school this delicate flower on the protocol for proper call outs. In a bitch move made by a noob, two members are called out. The best part, these bitches weren't even in the post! Now as you all know, us royalty at The Throne, love ourselves a good call out! But doing it this way, girl it's gonna get you a big giant troll tag attached to your pretty picture! For future, when doing a call out, at least make it so the bitches you're calling out can defend themselves! Fer realz guuuuurrrrllll! This is MCs biggest biggest bitch move of the week.

                                  YOURS TRULY, 

                                    PERSNICKS

 The post. MCs newest Queen of Drama. When she's not bashing her pregnant 13 year old stepdaughter or ignoring her doctor hubs, she's bashing on the MIL.

 Annnnnnnd, this has to do what with this post! You can't hide a call out! Stand by your words and do it properly or you just look stoopit!

 Anons words of wisdom. See! Someone else gets it!

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Who doesn't want a free trip?

 It's a free trip to one of the most beautiful spots in America! Nestled snugly on the Long Island Sound, this precious America gem of a town is the home to, ummm, buildings? Oh yeah! Steve Wikos and Mr DNA himself, Maury Povich! You'd be a total dipshit to reject such an amazing opportunity for a few free nights in this Americana treasure!

                                                     YOURS TRULY,

                                                       PERSNICKS

 Come on guuurrrrlll! Grams is paying!

 Agreed. You are trashy and totally fit in to the demographic of this American Classic!

 You read that right, she already bought the birth certificate and forgot to get a gift receipt! Damn! I hope it fits ok?!?

 

 Way to go Anon 7! As Meatloaf once crooned, You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

 Hmmmmmmmmm, good point!

 He'll save a seat for ya!

 Come on! Free tickets! It's a great place for a first date!!!

 Bitch! You made Snooks cry! Now that wasn't very nice of you!

Just in case you're still not convinced,

 Ain't it a puuurty quaint little place! Ratchet Heaven! 

 

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Hot Mess Express: TinyBlueMoon

Here is the "pregnant 13 year old SD" saga.

Good question, lol

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Thank God for smart people!

 Any person against bacon will get a virtual crotch kick from me. Shut the hell up and enjoy the delight this mom spreads! remember, god loves all creatures. Bacon is one!

Yours truly, 

 PERSNICKS 

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Back To School Trolling Contest UPDATE

Our contest categories are a little uneven, so we are extending the entry deadline until Tuesday at 6pm est! 

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Guess who's back

Back again.

Tell a friend.

So we have a lot of things planned for the near future, but right now we are going to kick off our Back To Blog with another contest!

Dust off your trolling skills, the theme for this contest is:

  Back To School.

We have 3 categories for you to enter, please only choose one.

Most Believable

Funniest

The Most Special Snowflake That Ever Snowflaked

The prize for each category is a $5 gift card code to Amazon.com

Details:

• You must send a screenshot of your post, with the edit button clearly shown. Please also include a link. ( thecmthrone@gmail.com  )
• You can post anon.
• You do not have to share you screen name with us.
• No personal information from you is required. 
• Your email must be valid, as in, we must be able to reply to you. This is also how you will receive your prize if you win.  
• 1 entry per person.
• You can enter as soon as you make the post, if you wish, but you will only qualify to win after your post has reached 50 replies, with NO BUMPS!
• Contest starts now and ends August 31, Noon EST. All entries must be received by then. 

How Winners Will Be Chosen:

Each Throne Admin will choose their favorite post in each category, then a poll will be posted on the blog and readers will vote on the winner!

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