Did Mike get a manicure?


Because those fingers are really man-ish looking in this picture.

And while we are at it- are rings on the first knuckle some kind of trend right now?





-Lady Kerfuffle

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  1. Looks like she's been digging in her ass

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    1. Her cuticles look like theyre eroding.

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    2. Hahahaha. As in, her gold digging ass?

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  2. Wtf he hands look fat as fuck. Is she eating shit from McDonald's?

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    1. Her nails look like crap, and yeah, I thought she only bought and cooked organic or some bullshit like that. A shamrock shake from MickieD's? Really?

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    2. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A SHAMROCK SHAKE?!!?

      I HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW! DON'T FUCK WITH THE SHAMROCK SHAKE!

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    3. Nothing is wrong with a Shamrock shake lol. I was just surprised to see her admit, by way of photograph, that she went to McDonalds.

      Is this what people post on Instagram? How lame. Needless to say, I do not have an account.

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  3. Funny. I came across the other blogpost about her fat fingers just last weekend.

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  4. First knuckle rings were super popular in the 90's. As with everything, they go in and out of style. I haven't seen many people wearing them lately, though. And her nails do look gross, but I have a feeling it has to do with Mardi Gras, NoLa and voodoo. I could be wrong!

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    1. yes, they are mardi gras colors. poorly placed on cuticles which give it a dirty nail look.

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    1. Jenna is ghetto trashMarch 5, 2014 at 6:47 PM

      Very disturbing. They scare me.

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    2. Bwhahaha love the name!

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    3. They are ugly as hell. Reminds me of a witch's nails. Ewww. Besides, how can you have such spikey nails and take care of young children? I'd be afraid of accidentally poking or scratching them.

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  6. I hate spikey nails

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  7. um they look like rotting witch nails...

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    1. That, in combination with all the rings, especially with the oddly placed ones on her knuckles, makes her hands look so gaudy and tasteless. WTF?

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    2. Gaudy and tasteless...well, at least her hands now match her personality and her life.

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    3. Yep! Does she have any idea what a cheap whore she looks like with those God awful claws? And she has the nerve to describe herself as "classy"? No woman with any class, grace or poise would ever wear her nails like that.

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  8. I remember a while back she made a post in Confessions about her hands. It was a spin-off from a post about wedding rings and she made this post trying to convince people she had really small fingers. Obviously not! Her hands are huge and her nails are disgusting in this picture!

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    1. Jenna is ghetto trashMarch 5, 2014 at 11:01 PM

      Lol, but I have size 6 fingers. Or was size 5? Lmfao

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    2. I totally remember that! Always trying to prove herself to everyone... Her fingers are short and stubby. There are no two ways about it.

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  9. Her hands scare me.

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  10. Her pimp wanted her nails like that

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  11. I recognize the hairy arms, that's Jenna. She fucked up her complaint on my blog that's why it was sent back to me to answer those question. I sat on this a couple weeks because I didnt know her last name.

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  12. I hate pointy nails. They remind me of something a cheap hooker would have on...oh wait a second- never mind- the cheap hooker look is appropriate in this case lol!

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  13. So much for her tiny dainty baby sized hands that she rabidly screams about when someone points out they are actually rather chubby.

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    1. She wears a size 5 ring. She posted proof. That is tiny. I can't even fit a size 5 on my pinky

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    2. I'm fat and in a size 5 ring. It's not that small....Or maybe I'm used to it and really have a tiny baby hand attached to my giant, fat arm?! OH GOD. O_O

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    3. Jenna is ghetto trashMarch 7, 2014 at 3:38 AM

      Hi jenna

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    4. Jenna is such a fucking loser! I wear a size 6 and I have long bony fingers. Who even checks out fingers. Weird.

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  14. Lmfao. How disgusting

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  15. Shiiit. Her fingers look as chubby as mine. At least I have an excuse for my sausage fingers, I'm fat.

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  16. Ok Jenna here. I decided to measure my hands just to shut you haters up. The length of my hand is less than 6in from the tip of my middle finger to the bottom of my palm. The width is exactly 3 inches. I also tied a string around my ring finger and cut and measured it. It came to 1 and 3/4 inch. Which is between a size 4/4.5 ring. So yea I have TINY hands and fingers. If y'all want pics for proof of all of what I just said I will HAPPILY provide so I can continue to laugh at you. You're nothing but a bunch of miserable bullies. I bet every single one of you in here talking about my hands have WAY bigger hands than I do. That's what is known as HATING.

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    1. Boo Hoo. You're such a fucking crybaby, Jenna, and a wannabe and a whore. No one likes you because you're a horrible person. I have a size 41/4 ring finger and my fingers are long and slender, whereas yours are not. Stop HATING on everyone else, ASSuming none of us have dainty hands.

      Besides, I thought you didn't care what anyone else thought. Yeah right. You're laughing at us? No. We laugh at you and your obsession with yourself, your push up bras, your waist cinchers, your butt pads, your 10 pounds of makeup and ugly ass hooker nails. Who the hell do you think you are kidding with that shit? LOL.

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    2. Boo, you whore. Nobody believes a word you say.

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    3. HahahahahahaahAaaaaa YOU are the ones hating. Dumb ass. I wear NO padding on my body and I don't have a waist clincher. I was going to start waist training but I tried one on and realized it made me WAY too tiny. I have a 23 inch waist. I don't need a cincher. Again, STOP HATING. YOU are the ones obsessed with me. It's completely insane. Get over me. Can y'all go a single day without obsessing over every little thing I do? Nutty ass bitches. And I'm far from a horrible person. I'm a way better person than any of you nasty, miserable bullies. I'm a good person. Y'all aren't. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves and pray your children never have to deal with horrible bullies like yourselves. I haven't done jack shit to ANY OF YOU. And if I have said anything nasty to you, it was because you brought it on your damn selves. Y'all torment me becuause you are bullies and you KNOW I'm better than you are. I would probably hate on someone like me if I was an ugly piece of shit with a horrible personality and even uglier heart too.

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    4. It doesn't matter what size and measurement those sausages are, the fact is they be looking chunky, biatch! Lolol I can't believe you're pathetic enough to actually do all that just to prove you don't have grubby chubbs for fingers . Wow.

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    5. Jenna is ghetto trashMarch 7, 2014 at 3:39 AM

      Thought you didn't come on here, jenna? Caught in yet another lie.
      Your nails look like shit. That is not hating, that is fact.

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    6. I dont believe you jenna. We need photographic evidence of all those claims. Dont forget to include said string and measurements in the photos. Thx.

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    7. Lol, WE should be ashamed of OURSELVES?! That's a LAUGH!

      Wow... someone really needs to turn her in to a psychiatric hospital (with proof of how crazy she is from what she's posted online). She's delusional, she's self-destructive, and it's just a matter of time before she falls into an episode of severe psychosis, during which she stabs everyone around her with those sausage fingers and claw nails.

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    8. She is all of these things and more...

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    9. HAhahaaaaaaaaaa, you psychotic bitch. It looks like you wear a corset in some of your photos to give you an hour glass shape and then other times when you aren't wearing one, it's easy to see how shapeless and skinny you are. STOP LYING. Be real. People would respect and appreciate that a lot more if you were authentic instead of a phony.

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    10. Exactly, 50Whore... explain this:
      http://instagram.com/p/lN07u9gOrd/

      and this:
      http://instagram.com/p/lJgqCRAOpf/

      You're OBVIOUSLY wearing shapewear. But wait, was that during one of the "few" times you tried it? How about:
      http://instagram.com/p/klFytBgOhX/

      and:
      http://instagram.com/p/kTeE4egOsj/

      We know you're not that skinny, because right before some of those pics were taken, you had another one taken that looks like:
      http://instagram.com/p/kQTyekgOt9/

      And that's just your mid section! Let's use that last one as an example of how "bootylicious" you ass "really" is. But why does it look so different from there to here:
      http://instagram.com/p/kBM1yIgOp_/

      and here (wearing the same pants, I might add, with an obvious lump in the left cheek):
      http://instagram.com/p/j064XogOvi/

      Look, people wouldn't attack you for things as personal as your looks and your lifestyle if you would just be honest about yourself and your situation. If you honestly believe you are being honest and realistic, then you're clearly delusional and need to be institutionalized before you go postal.

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    11. Oh, thank God I am not the only one who has noticed this. It's so obvious and yet there are some idiots on her IG who actually fall for it. They are so dumb.

      Jenna, and I know you will read this, just be honest about yourself. No one likes a liar. People can't relate to someone who is a poser and a wannabe like you. You are so busy trying to be someone you aren't, and never will be, that you are very dislikable. You created this situation- you and you alone. You have no one to blame but yourself.

      Remember when people used to actually defend you and be on your side, especially back when you were in NC? Slowly but surely, all those people dropped off and/or changed their tune. There's a reason for that and it's not because people are haters or jealous. There are women far more beautiful and accomplished than you in this world who don't receive half the backlash you do. I've never seen people despise someone as much as they do you, but you've done it to yourself.

      Honestly, you're so full of yourself and self absorbed at this point that I honestly can't imagine how anyone can stand to be around you IRL.

      You're not 15 anymore. Grow the fuck up.

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    12. THANK you, anon @ 11:52 AM.

      And Jenna, before you come back with any "I'm a victim and you're a stalker" type retorts, take a second to objectively look at the situation. You make outrageous claims, and in this culture, in which everyone has access to information (especially information people like you willingly share with perfect strangers) and are constantly demanding perfection, people are wont to poke holes in the story of people claiming to be perfect. By flaunting the things you don't have and the looks that are made artificially, you make yourself a target.

      Is it right? Perhaps not, but like it or not, that's the culture, and you are doing nothing but contributing to that culture.

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    13. No problem, snitchmcbitch!

      Everything you wrote is spot on, but I am afraid you and I are preaching to deaf ears. I don't think she gets why so many dislike her. She's been caught in so many lies, airs all of her dirty laundry online and then gets defensive when someone calls her on it. What is that all about?

      She looks pretty as is, naturally, but to post a photo of one's self while clearly wearing shape wear and a padded, push up bra with a caption "what a waist!" as if it's natural is just...ridiculous and sad.

      Or the "look at my belly shot"- "it still needs work before summer"- "my last pregnancy did a number on me" when her belly is looks perfectly flat is such an obvious ploy for attention and an attempt to fish for compliments. Can I have barf bag please? Gag.

      She might have a few minions who are stupid enough to follow her or believe her, but most of us here know the truth and we aren't stupid and we aren't fooled the smoke and mirror act.

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  17. Oh and my ring finger is 3.5 inches long. Not exactly "stubby"

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    1. Just so long as you can reach up to finger Sweety's butthole.

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    2. ^^^ LOL! Good one!

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  18. Manly hands or not, this was not a flattering picture it makes her hands look dirty o.O

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    1. It's a very unflattering photo. All those rings, the stiletto nails, and the dark nail polish near the cuticles. Yuck.

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  19. If she has small fingers then she has troll hands.

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  20. Unless her hands are the size of an 8-year-old's, I wouldn't believe that she wears a size 4.5/5. Her fingers are not skinny enough.

    Take it from the bitch who actually has hands that rivals that of an 8-year-old.

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  21. Jenna,
    Queen of England here. I would like to with drawl my invite to tea. Kate Henry and I are worried your nails will scare the baby.


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    1. ^^^ That was one of my all time favorites, when she insisted she could "fit in" with royalty. omfg what a joke. I'm sure England's royal family is friends with a lot of ex strippers who currently claim to sell themselves for $300/night as an "escort". lmao

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  22. her hands make her look like she's dirty. Like a tweaker or some shit. Not cute at all.

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  23. I'm the Real NapsterMarch 8, 2014 at 3:45 PM

    Those hands are nasty. Claw nails.....wtf? And the hands are red and raw looking. I'd be put off by anyone posting that mess proudly.

    Since the hands belong to 504...I have to ask. Too many hand jobs? Too much antibacterial gel?

    LOL. Go find a good lotion, lose 3/4 of the tacky rings, and bitch slap your manicurist. Twice.

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  24. Remember when everyone thought she was black

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    1. Yes, because the dumb bitch posted pics of "herself" as a black girl. This chick has been a liar since day one. I can't even keep track because there have been so many prevarications.

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  25. Yea I noticed the shape wear too. I also noticed the more out of shape, heftier bod she is rocking nowadays ironically right before all the pics of her in her waist clincher. You can even see it through her dress! Lol. Looks like someone is getting self conscious about their ever expanding waist.

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