Your skin is soooo soft!

Some of us use a moisturizer that we swear by. Some just go with water. Some even use beaten eggs.

This gal uses......SPERM.

Yep, sperm. but not for what you may think! She's got a fool proof way of getting what she wants, a baby!

All you need is your face, a syringe, and your husbands sperm.

( please be sure to imagine this OP in her bathroom sgueeging sperm out of her nose and off her eyebrows )

 

 

 

 

Is it just me? Or these types of trickery posts becoming frequent?

Oh, and it's S-Y-R-I-N-G-E.

Oh, Oh, and, THAT'S FREAKING NASTY!

 

 



 

FEAKING DISGUSTING NO# 2

Oh, and why am I not surprised about this one?

 

 

 

Face or hand indeed.....

 

 

 

afwife, are you kidding? That sounds beyond romantic? LOL!

 

 

 

Da Faq is a 'prong' star?

 

 

Trick or Treat!!!!

Fill my syringe!

Make me pregnant!

 

 

 

It's called self-respect anon. For the dirty dirties, it's just called a facial.

 

Pay attention now! Here come's this posts lesson!

 

 

1. Chode Load

 

 

  2. Twunts and Fap

and may I add, this particular response receives The Persnicks Gold Star for making me spit out my fucking alfredo!

(ewww, gross, alfredo)

 

 

 

Yes, BigMetalChicken, what is a twunt?

 

 

 

 

Please see above for the definition of my new favorite word!

 

The eloquent use of the word 'spooge' in all forms makes this grammar geeks heart sing!

 

 



 

Ewwww, 'cause that's like totes gross! OP's way is sooooo much more sanitary and effective!

 

 

 

Not surprised moment number 2 of the thread.