Keister, tush, derriere, posterior, backside, heiny, rump.....

His anaconda don't want none unless you got asses...

Oh yes! So lucky to have read the entire post on asses! Complete with ass selfies!

So make yourself a sammie, put the kids to bed, and get ready for an

Asstastic Voyage my friends!

Her ass is obviously starving! It ate her underwear! (and no! Those are not pimples! They are birthmarks!)

What a waste of a good cream pie!

Everyone join in now! Lets have an Ass Party!



The "I Should Join the Roller Derby" ass

The "Dear, You Seem To Have TP Stuck In Your Ass" Ass

The "I Think This Is Really A Vag" Ass

The "Hills and Valleys" Ass

The "Let Me Bend You Over My Desk In A Porn Movie" Ass

The "My Ass Really Isn't This Big, But I Know How To Work A Camera Angle" Ass

The "Holy Shit! I Gotta Pee!" Ass

Double Feature Here!

The "Ummm, You Left Something In There" Ass

and

The "Fucking Ass Didn't Make The Bed Before He Left" Ass

The "What The Fuck Is On Your Ass" Ass

The "Don't Bash My Ass, Even Though I'm Gonna Plaster This Ass All Over The Internet" Ass

The "This Is How You Work That Ass With A Carrot In The Background" Ass

This Ass could go two ways...

either

The "My Tag Is Hanging Out" Ass

or

The "I Copied And Pasted This Ass From A Victorias Secret Catalog" Ass

And finally.....

The "Ass He Showed His Brother" Ass

Moral of the story ladies,

Don't make an "ass" of yourself and put your "ass" all over CM. Because more than likely, someone's gonna call out your "ass".