Opening Winter 2014! Batches of Snatches!

  Poles and Holes, Wobbly Lady Bits, Don't Hassle our Tassel, We Like a Tasty Pasty, Where Real Men Go For Wood, Chix for Dix,   Yep! You got it! Let's read up on strip clubs kids!     Personally, I'm like whatev....     Are you asking us if you have a problem with chicks on poles?     Isn't it fair to say that any job strips us of our dignities? At least a hoe is bringin' home the dough!     You've...

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Supa-Star Saturday!!! Elyce225

Yeah...I learned some pretty disturbing stuff looking this one up.....WTF is all I can say!     Valid question here, Why? BaldyMatch.com      Not too bad....But the after has totally changed my mind...        What's with the shoelace?       Disclaimer: No umbrellas were harmed in the process of this horrible shaving experience.        First...

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I would love to not have to do laundry!

How's that old saying go again? Naked is as naked does....   The questions we all wanted to ask, but were to embarrassed to!   No need for a Swiffer, right?   Hmmmmm, good question. How DO you fry bacon?   My grammy still has plastic covers on her furniture....OMG! I wonder if she's a nudist! EWWWWW! I NEED EYE BLEACH!     Please remove your pants at the door. Thank you!   Kinda.....   ummmmm.....awkward...

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BLASPHEMOUS!!!!

WHA?????????? DAFAQ????????   Turkey bacon sucks! Just sayin'! That's like saying tofu is a good substitute for cheese!     Thank goodness for the anon!     Yep! Completely Blasphemous!     Tell them to write me! Ill supply the matches!     You're speakin for realz FairyJester!! For realz!       Let's be friends imthatgirl! We're on the same page!  ...

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Future Astronauts in Training, Yo!

Hey There "Mother Of The Year!"     Please keep in mind, these kids are older than five.     For the first time ever Butters, I 100% agree with you!     9 out of 10 members agree!     And then there was the one, that I hope, regretfully agrees. Preggers or not.   I guess in retrospect we can agree, that car is gonna smell like ass by the time they reach their destination. ...

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conspiracy theory over lmao

Aw, she has edited her former opinion.  Possibly because her fellow admin did not agree. Maybe? Maybe?   and Lilroo doesn't agree either.   But then the groupies show up! There you are ladies, you may continue to revel in your 5 seconds of online fame.  &nbs...

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The Conspiracy Theories Begin

As some of you may or may not know, LucyDiamond claims to be a doula, which is shocking considering she's also a student and nanny.  How does she find the time? *SARCASM FO...

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