September 2014 ~ The Throne

Your opinion kinda matters....

3:26 PM 45 comments

CM is drying up lately. It was an inevitable prediction. No one cares about the bitch groups and there just aren't any good trolls anymorez!

What's a royal court to do!? What say you, bitches?

A. Drop trough and run away neked?

B. Hope for better days ahead and kiss a unicorns ass for good luck?

I know what I want, but without you bitches, we ain't nothin'!

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS

10/10, would bang

10:41 AM tattoo fail 16 comments

It's glorious.

Today's Biggest Question: WHO IS THIS MASKED, MASTER OF DISGUISE??

11:09 AM 34 comments

Props to Bleusockmonkey for turning up the heat on this weeks CM Trainwreck! We've all suspected that this guuuurrrrllll is some kind of troll or liar at the very least, but I'm pretty sure she confirms it herself after our CM Vix detective puts the bitch on the hot seat. Bleusocks, prompts and prods Becksie for hours before, finally, it appears she has cracked! You be the judge, though. Who is this crotch invading every bitch group and getting her ass wrapped and booted? Add your guesses, this could be the best pool game since the Super Bowl!

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS

No offense Bleu, there are a bunch of mega twats in MC. But, yeah, you could be on to sumpin!

AHA!!!!

Awwwww! Thanks Skelly! You may just be my new fav for the shout out! XOXO!

Ooooooh! Things just got real! O.o

That works!

Annnnnnnd, the admission. Who am I? Sounds like a challenge! Challenge accepted!!

The Stupid! Arrrgggghhhh! It continues!!!

9:13 AM 6 comments

This guuurrlll is going to be kicked out of every group she is if she doesn't watch herself! There's a difference in being an opinionated bitch and just a stoopid bitch.....ladies, I give you the continuing saga of a stoopid bitch- Becksiebear Part Duex

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS

YASSSSS! WE ARE SOOOOOO JEALOUS OF YER INCREDIBLE SOUNDING EXSISTENCE!!

DEAR GOD YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY! EDUCATE YERSELF!!!

SHE SO SMART!! SHE BE GOTTEN HERSELF AN EDUMUHCATION!

WAIT! WHAT??? LETS BACKTRACK HERE...........(enter dream sequence music)

AWWWWWW SAH-NAP!

Stupid Bitch Sunday- Becksiebear21

11:51 PM 5 comments

First, let me start by saying, I thought I had seen it all. Then this pleasant, little ray of mutha fucking sunshine makes her debut! There's some serious speculation that she could a reincarnate of a couple "dropped off the face" of CM members. Clearly though, this bitch is by far a super-cala-fragilistic-expi-ala-docious douchebag.

Ladies I present to you, some of BecksieBear21, ahem, not so finer moments.

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS

It all began with a serious current events news story....

Did you know you're a stupid moron BecksieBear?

Yeah, she's a racist bitch at that..

Ummmmm, I don't think it's for anybody!

11:33 PM 8 comments

What a dirty, dirty guuuurrrrrlll anon is! Throw back a few drinks and this one is ready for anything! But, it looks like she got, ahem, more than she bargained for! Ladies, I present to you......... Fisting.

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS

Of course it hurts you tardball!

Damn! Is this common practice these days? A guy just assumes he can jam a few fingers into a small hole without a reaction?

And yes, there's always one with advice. She does it from time to time. (Eyeroll)

She set her glitter heel down on that idea!

Bow chicka bow wow!!! So you don't mind an entire hand in your vag, but doggy style? Fuck that! Or, sorry, no way!

Her hubs must be a gladiator! He got knucks deep, y'all!

Ummmmm, currently, my vag is ripping. This sounds effin painful!!

She's a freak bitch baby! And the tmi, ewwwwwww! Good thing you're anon!

So wait. Does this mean he's huge and can't get it in? Or does it mean that you're super loose and shit falls out?

Either way, this is the grossest post of the week!

Super, Giant Hot Mess Express: eadyT

12:13 PM 5 comments

HOLY SHIT! Does the stoopit ever stop with this chick? I mean, maybe she's just generally, ummmmm, how shall I word this, uhhhhhh....simple. Yeah. Let's go with simple. In just a few short days, eadyT has managed to make a name for herself. Pissing off the likes of thetrollcat and theboyfactory, eadyT just doesn't get how modern forums work. She has a bachelors, errr associates, errrr, let's just say she claims to be educated. Ok, sure. She's well versed in the English language, sorta. She kinda knows German, er nah. She likes to give advice with her, ummmm, industrial pyschology degree (for those unaware of this University of Phoenix specialty, she's a glorified Human Resourses Assistant.). This degree completely disqualifies her from diagnosing and treating anyone whom she deems, uhhhh, of less intellegence than herself. If that's even possible.

Ladies, I'm hesitant to introduce to you, this weeks Hot Mess Express.......eadyT.

YOURS TRULY,

PERSNICKS