It feels like Christmas when one of this bright newbies drops such casual perfection right in our laps! I reading this approximately eight times before my children threatened to call 911 because I keep choking on my green tea.
Not only is this something I would considering trolling anon for, but the proof is in the pudding folks! Those autocorrect fails do exist, for realz!
YOURS TRULY,
PERSNICKS
She just needs some 'poons, man!
Well, that escalated quickly.....