More illegal activity from MC's favorite cat
10 years ago
I laughed so hard, I almost sharted!
Yeah, so it's not the post that made me laugh, because it's just an AMA post. Those post are annoying as hell, but sometimes, sometimes, there will be that one response that makes you nearly crap your drawers!
Just your everyday, normal boring AMA post....
Here ye! Here ye! The Vagina Circus has come to town!
Damn gurrrrllll! What part of town you from?
A tad on the harsh side.....
Wait for it! Wait for it!
Best effin' response all night!
(maybe it's the Nyquil I took an hour ago, maybe it's the lack of oxygen from my constant coughing from the plague. But, msjaxon nearly made me shart from laughing so hard!)
Then.....The MC Buzzkill, the one that has no fun in her life and is incapable of comprehending sarcasm....
Pardon me, while I go change my pants.
Already Running Back Into Her Hole
It didn't take her long at all this time to go back in hiding. I wonder how long until she leaves cm altogether?
Cheers!
Well then....here's a PSA on the Diva Cup. We'll just say this is part 2 on Princess Consuelas post about drinking the contents of the Diva Cup. I never knew this was becoming so popular. I'll take my fresh scent Playtex poons any day!
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Yes Canada, Thank you for Tim Hortons, Hockey, Aero Bars, Justin Beiber and Diva Cups.
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Fold Diva Cup, Push down, and jam that shit in there. (sorry, but yeoch!)
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Avoid a potential crime scene in your loo!
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The Diva Cup requires a change only 2x a day. Unless you have a heavy flow.
So basically, the average woman has her period once a month, 5 days of that month. At the 420 tampons a year suggestion, that's 35 tampons a cycle, 7 tampons a day, a tampon change once every 3.43 hours. hmmmmmm...
OR!
Please use your Diva Cup responsibly! Cheers!
Taste the Blistery Rainbow!
I'm back, again! So sorry to have let anyone down the last couple weeks! The Persnickety Manor has been consumed with the flu and a nice little Christmas break stomach bug! I'm hoping we've seen the last of it!
Anywho! Let's get back to the crazy cesspool we call CM! I'm back one freaking day and already, I'm consumed with silliness!
We're taking a trip back to the 70's bishes! And, might I add, this chick annoys this piss outta me! At first I found her cute, now she comes off as a shit stirrer who sits back and watches the melee she creates.
I like shit stirring and melee just as much as the next bish, but damn gurrrrlll! Get some new rocks!
Perhaps I'm being a shit tad sensitive here, but does anyone else find this would be fun?
"Hey kids! We're taking you to a party where you get to bring home puss oozing blisters, itchiness, and about a 103 fever! It's gonna be a fucking blast!!"
"Hey kids! We're taking you to a party where you get to bring home puss oozing blisters, itchiness, and about a 103 fever! It's gonna be a fucking blast!!"
Yeah.......no.
I think we all got that.....
1. Scary, nah...believable, nah...idiotic, hellz yeah!
2. She be initiated! she got herself a stalker! Is she calling out Sparklepants as her stalker? Mystery solved!
We're have you been anon? All this gurrrrlll posts is nonsensical drivel!
Definition of STALKER:
1. a person who pursues game, prey, or a person stealthily
2. a person who harasses another person, as a former lover, a famous person, etc., in an aggressive, often threatening and illegal manner
So in retrospect Skitts, I would hardly call Sparks out as a stalker, but it sure does make decent fodder!
Help Wanted
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But I'm a real girl! *nudity*
/hissy fit
She also posted two pictures of her gaping vagina, but I will spare you those.
Hairy vag added by request
Thank you .....or not for smoking.....
Yay! For smoking!
(FTR: I don't smoke, but it is still a right where I come from. Dude, suck it up or move.....All I'm gonna say!)
(FTR: I don't smoke, but it is still a right where I come from. Dude, suck it up or move.....All I'm gonna say!)
Shit! Bishes be hatin!
Man! Shit! No one agrees with ya!
Sure! sounds about reasonable! Right?
For Fucks Sake! I grew up in the 70's! My mother smoked pot, tabaccacky, and drank while I was renting out her uterus! I turned out FINE!
How I wish this soulless bish wasn't anon!
Yeppers! Sociopathic!!!
Merr' Chrismas! Here be the message!
Christmas Songs
Listen my bishes!
Tell me your fav Christmas, holiday,whatever song. I've turned two Christmas songs into MC Carols already, they're coming! What else should I cover ladies???
Muah!!! Xoxoxo!
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