June 2013 ~ The Throne

I like to make memes when I'm bored

1:42 PM 3 comments

More Heather/Portia craziness

4:52 PM heathersforever, holy fuck crazy, portia 9 comments

Head Admin reporting her old group?

Shocking

I'm guessing Matthew is her SO? Good for him.

Is Portia ENCOURAGING her?

People like this is why I think gun control is a good thing.

(please don't turn this into a for/against gun control thing, I know how crazy some Cafemomers can be about little details and comments like that lol)

I read something in another group about how the whole Heather suicide threat stuff was just a joke for attention, I don't know if these texts happened before or after that.

Whole 'notha level

3:09 AM bat shit crazy, heathersforever, portia 18 comments

So apparently these messages were sent to Portia, from HeathersForever?

The email just had the images and a link, no details, someone correct me if I'm wrong please.

Idek what to title this

2:55 AM HOIR, portia, private group, zozo 7 comments

Well then...

Somebody get this girl a reborn doll

12:36 AM 504, bat shit crazy, fake baby 6 comments

Please tell me this isn't real

2:30 PM sharpie tat, tattoo, tattoo fail 2 comments

This really looks like it was drawn on with a sharpie. If it's real, omg.....

Hey! CafeFails here! I am now officially a Throne admin! I'll still be running my tumblr blog, don't worry :)

Should I get a "royal" nickname for here (like Queenie and Princess Consuela) or keep my CafeFails name? I've been trying to think of a good royal name, but I got nothing, any ideas? I'm excited to be here and I hope you guys are excited to have me

Yours Truly,
Princess CafeFails.

Eternally Nuts

6:29 PM bat shit crazy, heathersforever, HOIR, lost her mind 11 comments

Holy crap someone needs a xanax.

Forever Crazy

5:51 PM bat shit crazy, heathersforever, HOIR, portia, private group 3 comments

Now this is the story all about how
Momo's life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how she became the princess of a town called Bel-air

In west Indiana born and raised
On the playground where she spent most of my days
Puttin out, maxing, toking all cool
And all shooting some cocaine outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Wanted their drug money in her neighbourhood
She got in one gun fight and her mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

She whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything she could say that this cab was rare
Butshe thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

She pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And she yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes screw ya later!"
Looked at her kingdom she was finally there
To sit on her throne as the princess of Bel-air