Thank God for smart people!

 Any person against bacon will get a virtual crotch kick from me. Shut the hell up and enjoy the delight this mom spreads! remember, god loves all creatures. Bacon is one!

Yours truly, 

 PERSNICKS 

Back To School Trolling Contest UPDATE

Our contest categories are a little uneven, so we are extending the entry deadline until Tuesday at 6pm est! 

Guess who's back

Back again.

Tell a friend.

So we have a lot of things planned for the near future, but right now we are going to kick off our Back To Blog with another contest!

Dust off your trolling skills, the theme for this contest is:

  Back To School.

We have 3 categories for you to enter, please only choose one.

Most Believable

Funniest

The Most Special Snowflake That Ever Snowflaked

The prize for each category is a $5 gift card code to Amazon.com

Details:

• You must send a screenshot of your post, with the edit button clearly shown. Please also include a link. ( thecmthrone@gmail.com  )
• You can post anon.
• You do not have to share you screen name with us.
• No personal information from you is required. 
• Your email must be valid, as in, we must be able to reply to you. This is also how you will receive your prize if you win.  
• 1 entry per person.
• You can enter as soon as you make the post, if you wish, but you will only qualify to win after your post has reached 50 replies, with NO BUMPS!
• Contest starts now and ends August 31, Noon EST. All entries must be received by then. 

How Winners Will Be Chosen:

Each Throne Admin will choose their favorite post in each category, then a poll will be posted on the blog and readers will vote on the winner!